Consecrated Sphinx Welcome to our highest dork, permanent and 2nd highest scoring card overall
Writers are so lazy that [finish joke later]
If the target creature is already tapped as it resolves, you will still create a Cursed Role token attached to it
Spell Effect: Excavate the top card of your Deck to the Graveyard, then, if you have a "Azteca" card in your hand, reveal up to 4 cards from your hand including at least 1 "Azteca" card, then place them on the top of the Deck in any order
Let's say this is the aggressive horde variant, but could there be other versions representing different MTG strategies
Suddenly your 5/5s are 8/8s, your 4/4s are 7/7s, and your opponents are staring down a massive clock they probably can't race