Your foe's dork, artifact or planeswalker, loses all abilities and becomes a 2/2
Nice that you have ways to tutor it as green, and that it can come down super early if you want it to
I can also see this card going into a lot of 5-color Commander decks in need of good fixing, especially superfriends decks
I mean, if you tilt your head and squint your eyes a bit
Now, however, the raw damage output of burn strategies is making life gain more valuable
Since price is always a constraint, I think the better question should be, Whats a good storage solution within my budget ? There are fantastic solutions that will check all the boxes that you might be looking for but will also cause your bank to call you in concern